Here's another incidental post – and as far as you can get from a recommendation of the band in question, for whom my detestation is tempered only by apathy (work that out) ...
So. How do you make a shit, boring band like Oasis attractive and vibrant-seeming?
Answer: Photoshop
Look at this ad for their new album (pinched from the Apple website).
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMtHFcpFFYf8CXXLd1g5AwPsaPqwv89fxOwLkK_JEWWxJiIWMHwMgQRGlP75ex3uSJhyHTkVUFcerL6dMtWJBHOXMP2JVzmAuymNKoydb8M_rlW1w-2VykdvfpqEXhknmwFIcZmsk6IiAj/s400/dj.hazxsgay.jpg)
Either these old fogies have all had major facial restructuring via plastic surgery, or somebody's been wiping a decade off each of them with the magic of Photoshop retouch.
Keep scraping that barrel, guys. It makes a better noise than anything you've done for the past ten years.
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